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cherry surprise 

while the male is positioning his penis between a womans heaving bosum and then he proceeds to ejaculate on the females face and then punches her in the nose and yells "surprise".
my bitch called the cops after i gave her a cherry suprise last night
cherry surprise by matt oyler November 14, 2003

Black forest cherry surprise 

When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"
For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.

cherry chocolate surprise 

When a man is screwing a woman while she is on the rag, and as he makes every thrust he says cherry, after a little while he quickly exits the snatch and enters her ass, at the same time yelling chocolate surprise.
Hey whats up with the black eye?
Oh, I gave my girl the cherry chocolate surprise

cherry pie surprise 

A cherry pie surprise is when you have sex with a girl who is on the rag while you have no idea. Made famous by some dude named Jake Daniels.
"Dude, I heard Jake got some cherry pie surprise from this girl named Jessica the other night. His dick was was covered in bloody pussy juice."
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026