Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.
by luckypork July 12, 2011
When a man wraps his flaccid weiner around another man's hard weiner and jacks him off with it to completion.
Jaccob tried to give Paddy a Tuscaloosa Beefwrap, but he couldn't finish without getting an erection himself.
by luckypork July 11, 2011
When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his ejaculate all over his gooch and buttcrack.
by luckypork May 05, 2011
When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"
For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.
by luckypork May 05, 2011