What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

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Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

Buttock-clenching by JMUK July 17, 2012

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chonchito

A person who is fat , chunky ,or eats too much.
A "piggy".

That boy running all "chochito".
That dude is "chonchito". Lol

chonchito by Rick Rick Owrtiz February 5, 2014

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chinchillanche

A veritable avalanche of chinchillas, as happens from time to time in the South American Andes. Chinchillas are known for their prolific mating habits, and over time, a dangerous chinchilla buildup can occur in elevated regions. Warming conditions lead to instability, and even minor sounds or vibrations can trigger a catastrophic chinchillanche.

Mark: "Did you hear about Edmund getting killed?"
John: "Oh my God, no! What happened?"
Mark: "He was hiking in South America, and got buried in a motherfucking chinchillanche!"

chinchillanche by jeffmopope February 5, 2010

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