Chemystery

A useless and mysterious subject that ruins your weekend, defies all logic, and leaves you with a permanent twitch.

Paul: Hey we're heading out to this sickass party wanna come?
Andrew: Ah shit I have my Chemystery midterm on Monday.

by 5Baller September 26, 2007

chemystery

If you learn so much chemistry and your know shit.

what the fuck it is ? It is no chemistry its cheMystery

by CockyDumbHorse January 30, 2016

Mastering Chemistry

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.

"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"

by CHE108 May 15, 2012

chemistry class

its not a science class, in fact chemistry class is fucking math. I didn't fucking sign up for fucking math

student 1- man fuck my life
student 2-why
student 1-chemistry class
student 2-is it really that bad
student 1-. 1.00 km (1000 m / 1 km)( 100 cm / 1 m)(1 inch / 2.54 cm) = 3.94 x 104
or 39,400 inches
student 2-the fuck is that
student 1-hell

by it cant be September 29, 2020

organic chemistry

A class that rapes the shit out of you and your GPA. Learn useful things like deprotonating your mom and what not to do after college

The organic chemistry did me in the butt and I bent over for it.

by Kbad December 6, 2006

Friends with chemistry

Friends who are sexually attracted to one another, but maintain zipper discipline.

Friends with benefits? Nah, Cathy's already got a boyfriend. We're more like friends with chemistry.

by barb surgeon September 5, 2011

altered my brain chemistry

movie, song, a piece of art or something else that changed you drastically, made you basically a new person or heavily influenced the way you perceive world around you, other people etc.

This song altered my brain chemistry, I basically became someone else after listening to it!

by qashanya December 9, 2022