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My Chemical Romance 

holy shit my chemical romance is back

Cherissa 

Just the most beautiful woman on earth. Blonde hair and green eyes that trap you. Amazing butt. Great personality. Just all around perfect person.
Sure wish I had a Cherissa in my life and by my side.
Cherissa by Thanks88 February 9, 2021

Mastering Chemistry 

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.
"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"
Mastering Chemistry by CHE108 May 15, 2012

Chemical Warfare farts

Chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.
Captain Fisher wondered if WWI was still somehow, going on up the soldier's ass, due to the chemical warfare farts.
Cherise is the best friend anyone could ask for, she likes to hangout and puts everyone before herself. She is sporty, funny, and naturally beautiful. Any guy would be crazy not to notice her. She is smart and excels in all her work. People love to be around her because she can be anyone's best friend. Give a like if you have a friend like Cherise.
Cherise is the most loving, caring and kind person that I know.
Cherise by Cheeselovers October 2, 2020

My Chemical Romance 

Despite the negatives people attach on the band they've actually done a lot of good. MCR's music has one of the biggest and most devoted fan bases in the industry. I know, that weird girl or guy in your school who likes anime listens to them, so they must suck right? But don't judge a book by it's cover. Fact of the matter is, whenever I'm feeling depressed I'll listen to MCR. I've read countless internet posts from kids who are adament that MCR prevented them from cutting themselves, shooting up, and even killing themselves. Call them what you will but they're one of the few bands I've heard of in the past decade that can have such a profound affect on people.
Suicide hotlines should just have My Chemical Romance albums playing on repeat.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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