The time around Christmas that gets people stressed out. Can be used pertaining to the "War on Christmas". What family members feel, knowing they have to interact with each other this holiday. Going shopping in malls, and heavily populated places could cause this stress.
The moment I awoke on black Friday, I felt the Christress kick me in the ass. Megyn Kelly might have been experiencing Christress while blurting out "Santa is white".
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.