chemist

An often eccentric scientist who, for a reasonable price, will do good for the world. They are often found working late nights titrating random acids or working on a cure for cancer.

Antonyms. chemical engineer

Stupid person: chemistry sucks.
Chemist: but without it you would not have any synthetic fibers, plastics, or durable metals.
Stupid person: oic... I am stupid.

by Skeez Adams February 1, 2005

chemist

A cocktail made by a bartender that includes gin, coke and lime juice. It was originally put together by a chemistry major, hence the name.

"Bartender, can I have a chemist please?"

by the47thwarrior June 1, 2012

chemist

Someone who is incredibly good at chemistry. They create gases, experiment with substances and can balance chemical formulas.

Tyler is a chemist who knows everything and can help others understand how chemistry works.

by imahorsegirl August 21, 2012

chemist

A druggist or pharmacist

The chemist is compounding a medicine for me to take.

by karolion June 8, 2016

chemist

A person who enjoys the recreational use of chemical (i.e. artificially-synthesized) drugs. Generally used in contrast with a herbalist, who rejects the use of chemicals and prefers to just smoke weed.

I've become such a chemist: I've taken ketamine every weekend since October and haven't smoked weed in two months!

by chemist_herbalist January 28, 2011

chemist

drunk, innebriated, shit faced etc. someone who has consumed too much alcohol.

look at that ned, he's chemist

by phuckifano March 19, 2005

The Chemists

An awesome indie band from Bristol on the rise.
Check out their myspace.

"Hey did you hear about that band The Chemists?"
"Man, they rule!"

by chemiCALcookie November 19, 2009