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Chelqing
Chelqing by TheRealBigPoo July 10, 2024
Chelving
A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.
Chelving by Alan Béano October 2, 2007
Chelking
One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.
"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."
Chelking by Nutrition through Definition September 25, 2008
Chelsing Out
When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.
Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!
Dude: What? I thought she would like them!
Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!
Dude: What? I thought she would like them!
Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!
Chelsing Out by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009
chelping
To chelp- is to cry, a chelper is someone who cries, and chelping the act of crying. Usually directed at women.
chelping by Hairy Gonk Mother October 3, 2010
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A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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