chelqing

An act of cock and ball torture. Chelqing is the process of growing your pubes out long enough to tie around the tip of the flacid penis. Once an erection begins the pubes pull on the tip to reshape the trajectory of the boner.

Shawn keeps chelqing, he seems like he’s in a lot of pain but kind of likes it??

by FudgeNug March 30, 2024

Chelqing

When you pour milk into your foreskin, tie it up and wait until it becomes cheese.

Person 1: What's that smell...
Person 2: It's my knob, I've been chelqing.

by TheRealBigPoo July 10, 2024

Chelving

A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.

"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"

by Alan Béano October 2, 2007

Chelking

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.

"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

by Nutrition through Definition September 25, 2008

Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.

Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!

by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009

chenqing

Very loud and annoying when mad she does not listen.

Hey lucy is being such a chenqing

by ZXac November 11, 2020

chelping

To chelp- is to cry, a chelper is someone who cries, and chelping the act of crying. Usually directed at women.

Woman heard sobbing.
Man: "Who's that chelping?"

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 3, 2010