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Chelqing 

When you pour milk into your foreskin, tie it up and wait until it becomes cheese.
Person 1: What's that smell...
Person 2: It's my knob, I've been chelqing.
Chelqing by TheRealBigPoo July 10, 2024
Related Words

Chelving 

A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.
"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"
Chelving by Alan Béano October 2, 2007

Chelking 

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.
"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.
Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!
Chelsing Out by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009

chenqing 

Very loud and annoying when mad she does not listen.
Hey lucy is being such a chenqing
chenqing by ZXac November 11, 2020

chelping 

To chelp- is to cry, a chelper is someone who cries, and chelping the act of crying. Usually directed at women.
Woman heard sobbing.
Man: "Who's that chelping?"
chelping by Hairy Gonk Mother October 3, 2010