A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.

"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"

Chelving by Alan Béano October 2, 2007

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Chelking

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.

"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

Chelking by Nutrition through Definition September 25, 2008

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Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.

Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!

Chelsing Out by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009

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Chegwin/Chequin

A portly middle aged fellow who may once have been succesful and attractive but has since let himself go. His self esteem however, has not diminished to suit his now less then attractive form. Generally found traveling alone rather than in a group the Chegwin is commonly found on beachess.

Trade mark features include: Bloated beer gut. Towel tied as a cape or scarf. Confident though slightly unsettling smirk. General vibe of arrogance and seediness.

The common Chegwin/Chequin often find employment as: PE teachers, Sports coaches, real estate agents etc.

Chegwin/Chequin by Sniwg Ehc December 14, 2009

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chelaxing

or Chelax. Combining Relaxing and chillin.

I am chelaxing in my home.
Why don't you chelax.

chelaxing by Carolina Vasquez December 27, 2004

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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