Chelquing

The act of flossing a person(s) teeth with another’s pubic hair

My friends and I went chelquing last night.

by Chelquing March 24, 2024

Chelquing

The act of flossing one’s teeth with the pubic hairs of another person

I was Chelquing with Adam last night.

by Chelquing March 25, 2024

Chelving

A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.

"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"

by Alan Béano October 2, 2007

Chelking

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.

"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

by Nutrition through Definition September 25, 2008

Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.

Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!

by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009

Chegwin/Chequin

A portly middle aged fellow who may once have been succesful and attractive but has since let himself go. His self esteem however, has not diminished to suit his now less then attractive form. Generally found traveling alone rather than in a group the Chegwin is commonly found on beachess.

Trade mark features include: Bloated beer gut. Towel tied as a cape or scarf. Confident though slightly unsettling smirk. General vibe of arrogance and seediness.

The common Chegwin/Chequin often find employment as: PE teachers, Sports coaches, real estate agents etc.

by Sniwg Ehc December 14, 2009

chelaxing

or Chelax. Combining Relaxing and chillin.

I am chelaxing in my home.
Why don't you chelax.

by Carolina Vasquez December 27, 2004