Chelking

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.

"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

by Nutrition through Definition September 25, 2008

chelking

when you choke on water and it travels up your nose

A: “stop making me laugh man, i’m chelking!”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

Fact Checking

A sinister new euphemism for censorship

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.

by D Flawless May 11, 2020

basket checking

Looking at a man's crotch through his pants

Annlynne is a total basket checker. She was checking out the goods and basket checking like a champ.

by PresleyTheTrumpet November 19, 2013

Checking a man’s left hip

When an annoying girl on tiktok posts about doing something random that has other implicit meaning and gives no further explanation so people are stuck wondering what her made up shit means.

This girl posted about checking a man’s left hip. She needs to get a life and stop wasting people’s time. Although all these people have time to waste if they are on tiktok.

by Gurtthespurt January 20, 2022

white chalking

To go and murder someone, the "white chalk" referring to the white chalk outline that is left at a crime scene by investigators after someone is murdered and the body is removed.

We're out here white chalking these ni**as.

by ecksdee_ September 14, 2018

social butt-cheeking

The act of two individuals passing each other in a cramped space back-to-back rather than front-to-front or front-to-back.

Man: The aisles in that plane were so tight we needed to practice social butt-cheeking.

by Dan U. Butt April 22, 2020