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Chelving

A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.
"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"
by Alan Béano October 2, 2007
mugGet the Chelvingmug.

Chelve

It is a chavy way of saying twleve.
It is chelve o'clock
mugGet the Chelvemug.

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