Chelving

A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.

"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"

by Alan Béano October 2, 2007

Chelking

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.

"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

by Nutrition through Definition September 25, 2008

Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.

Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!

by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009

cheving money

The process of making money without putting any effort in at all.

However, your money total never seems to increase no matter how much you earn.

I've been working all week it's all cheving money.

by ryan January 13, 2005

chelping

To chelp- is to cry, a chelper is someone who cries, and chelping the act of crying. Usually directed at women.

Woman heard sobbing.
Man: "Who's that chelping?"

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 3, 2010

Chelping

Sexual act in which a man pinches his foreskin together to form a pocket, into which he urinates to create a balloon of urine reaching the size of a golf ball (sometimes as large as a billiard ball), whereupon he releases the urine onto the face of a willing participant.

Chelping is way better then golden showers. Its like a water balloon of piss hitting your face.

by IHAx981 December 18, 2009

Cheaving

Being unfaithful in a relationship and then being honest and leaving the relationship right after. Thus never going back and forth secretly between partners like when cheating;

Engaging romantically with someone else at a point when your current relationship is already falling apart.

The relationship was going bad for a while, so she cheaved on him and realized she deserved more.

Cheaving is better than staying in an unhappy relationship.

Men usually cheat in a relationship, and women tend to cheave.

by Seweso November 12, 2021