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chelqing 

An act of cock and ball torture. Chelqing is the process of growing your pubes out long enough to tie around the tip of the flacid penis. Once an erection begins the pubes pull on the tip to reshape the trajectory of the boner.
Shawn keeps chelqing, he seems like he’s in a lot of pain but kind of likes it??
chelqing by FudgeNug March 30, 2024
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Chelqing 

When you pour milk into your foreskin, tie it up and wait until it becomes cheese.
Person 1: What's that smell...
Person 2: It's my knob, I've been chelqing.
Chelqing by TheRealBigPoo July 10, 2024
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Chelving 

A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.
"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"
Chelving by Alan Béano October 2, 2007

Chelking 

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.
"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.
Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!
Chelsing Out by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009

chenqing 

Very loud and annoying when mad she does not listen.
Hey lucy is being such a chenqing
chenqing by ZXac November 11, 2020

chelping 

To chelp- is to cry, a chelper is someone who cries, and chelping the act of crying. Usually directed at women.
Woman heard sobbing.
Man: "Who's that chelping?"
chelping by Hairy Gonk Mother October 3, 2010
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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