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cheesestache 

A patchy and poorly-developed mustache, typically sported by young guys who aren't quite done with puberty. Looks best with a mullet and, if available, a bitchin' Camaro. A common fashion choice for young redneck males.
Nice cheesestache, stud.
cheesestache by jiangyingzi April 30, 2008

Cheeseskates 

A tool on Wikia/Fandom that people to abuse their power over others.
I use Cheeseskates to screw over others I don't like.
Cheeseskates by TotoBro November 27, 2020

Cheeselagtites 

Similar to stalagtites, cheeselagtites are the globs of cheese that hang from the underside of an opened pizza box.
Dude, that pizza man crushed our pie and now we have cheeselagtites hanging off the cardboard...
Cheeselagtites by wallytour January 28, 2008

cheesesauce 

The sauce a guy provides the girl at the of a blowjob. Otherwise known as sperm or semen, but also known as cheesesauce.
Dude: Hi gorgeous, I’m about to cum in your mouth
Thot: Okay daddy, pls gimme your cheesesauce
Dude: Here cums the full f***ing load!!!
cheesesauce by Hornyskunk June 12, 2019

cheese slap 

Marina is talking some serious shit then Jakov comes and slap her with cheese and shout.... CHEESE SLAP
cheese slap by MM_by_JA August 18, 2014

cheeseaphobia 

fear of cheese.... death by cheese.....cheese will attack you...cheese will stop you up.....lactose intollerant people have this
Hey Amanda i didn't think that you would go near that pizza with your cheeseaphobia.
cheeseaphobia by Josh December 16, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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