wallytour's definitions

Bikefonting

The act of using GPS technology to track you as you ride your bike out to spell enormous words and artforms!

I just finished another bikefonting masterpiece!

by wallytour June 16, 2010

Real

Describing super extreme weather conditions.

You better grab a hat and coat, its getting way real out there!!

by wallyTour October 20, 2009

Urbfetti

A loose term used to describe any kind of material blowing in the urban winds of a larger city.

The nearby urbfetti was mesmerizing until the realization was made that it was merely garbage once it landed!

by wallyTour June 1, 2010

Baltimored

To observe the act or aftermath of some kind of injustice.

Dude, I can't go on the ride because I woke up to find out that my bike had been Baltimored last night!

by wallyTour August 10, 2009

Green-O-Ween

The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!

Better get your flare ready for Green-O-Ween!

by wallytour March 17, 2008

Baltimore tumble weed

A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.

Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!

by wallyTour August 10, 2009

Bootleg

Beyond audio piracy, anything that is "bootleg" is fake, unfashionable, or lacking in any way.

Dude, that rent-a-cop is so bootleg!

by wallyTour October 20, 2009