Cheeseplay

The act of incorporating molten cheese during sex, Such as pooring hot molten cheese over your partner causing third degree burns.

John: Holy shit thee cheeseplay i had last night with Eva was so fucking wild she had to be transported by trauma helicopter to the nearest burn care centre.

by XaetaCore December 18, 2020

Cheeselagtites

Similar to stalagtites, cheeselagtites are the globs of cheese that hang from the underside of an opened pizza box.

Dude, that pizza man crushed our pie and now we have cheeselagtites hanging off the cardboard...

by wallytour January 28, 2008

cheekplay

The act of enjoying someone else's cheeks (the ones on your face) – touching, plucking and kissing. Analogical to buttplay, but it doesn't necessarily have to be as sexual in nature.

Cheekplay's my favorite part of cuddling!

by raitis January 29, 2020

cheesephyxiation

The inability to breathe due to over indulgence with cheese, particularly "goat" gouda. However, this condition has been noted to occur after ingestion of any type of amazing European cheese. Symptoms include sudden memory lapse such as forgetting your name, incessant craving for more cheese and psychosis that manifests in a renewed outlook in life. Cheesephyxiated individuals often say, "This-is-the best-cheese-i've-ever-eaten-in-my-life!!!"

Oh man! I think I'm suffering from cheesephyxiation!

by trustedscientist October 14, 2012

cheeseflag

The term 'cheeseflag' is a term for a penis.

National Lampoon magazine introduced the term "cheeseflag" for a penis back in the '70's. I have been using that term ever since. Not sure if it should be one word or two. You be the judge.

by tikipirate August 10, 2005

German Cheeseplatter

"Anal in the oral"
Otherwise, shitting in the sexual partner's mouth, and having sex with it as if fucking an asshole. The partner may choose to suck if possible. But, remember: don't swallow!

Instead of choosing to interupt their intercourse by taking a shit, Jimmy chose to save time by simply giving Julie a German Cheeseplatter.

by Dicks In October 24, 2009

cheeseflap

A girl/woman who always has a yeast infection, or acts like she does.

Our new boss is such a witch, a total cheeseflap.

by allen anderson May 28, 2006