cheesestache

A patchy and poorly-developed mustache, typically sported by young guys who aren't quite done with puberty. Looks best with a mullet and, if available, a bitchin' Camaro. A common fashion choice for young redneck males.

Nice cheesestache, stud.

cheesestache by jiangyingzi April 30, 2008

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cheesesmacker

what cute rats are called; i made this word up because im ordering a rat stuffie and "cheesesmacker" came to mind.

I named my rat stuffie Harold Wilson Bumfuzzle Cheesesmacker. He's a very cute rat and I love him even though he looks autistic

"awwhh that rats so cute he's a

little cheesesmacker ❤❗❗🤞"

cheesesmacker by hungryarethedamned December 27, 2022

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cheesestache • cheesesmacker • Cheesestracted

Cheese Stache

A thick greasy facial hair, that is not prickly.

That young man needs to shave his cheese stache

Cheese Stache by jengadog October 11, 2008

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Cheesestracted

unable to concentrate because one's mind is preoccupied by cheese. Eating it or just thinking about it.

Sorry, I wasn't listening...I was cheesestracted by the brie.

Cheesestracted by CordeeKy December 5, 2017

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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