cheesestache 

A patchy and poorly-developed mustache, typically sported by young guys who aren't quite done with puberty. Looks best with a mullet and, if available, a bitchin' Camaro. A common fashion choice for young redneck males.

Nice cheesestache, stud.

cheesestache by jiangyingzi April 30, 2008

cheesesmacker 

what cute rats are called; i made this word up because im ordering a rat stuffie and "cheesesmacker" came to mind.

I named my rat stuffie Harold Wilson Bumfuzzle Cheesesmacker. He's a very cute rat and I love him even though he looks autistic

"awwhh that rats so cute he's a

little cheesesmacker ❤❗❗🤞"

cheesesmacker by hungryarethedamned December 27, 2022

Cheese Stache

A thick greasy facial hair, that is not prickly.

That young man needs to shave his cheese stache

Cheese Stache by jengadog October 11, 2008

Cheesestracted 

unable to concentrate because one's mind is preoccupied by cheese. Eating it or just thinking about it.

Sorry, I wasn't listening...I was cheesestracted by the brie.

Cheesestracted by CordeeKy December 5, 2017