cheese monkeys

monkeys possesing the qualities of cheese. they r thuper thexiee and eat cheese all the time. did i say they were thexiee beast! u should be carefull becuase they are ill tempered! watch out for the california swizz monkie he is venimous and the aged cheddar monkey is deadly to all rtardzz.

"so i walkind down the street and got attacked by a californian swizz monkey , and it was followed by many cheese monkeys."

by Ashley@cmc corp inc December 16, 2007

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

Cheese Monkey

Someone who likes to sniff other peoples bums, any sex or sexuality.

"omg, he was Cheese Monkey-ing like a badman last night"
"eww really"
"mhm"

by Bridget Knows Dirty Words October 23, 2007

cheese monkey

One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.

"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"

by Sirus May 15, 2003

cheese monkey

A blonde haired female primate that resides at the beach.

Whoa Nelle! I always see the cheese monkey with you on the beach.

by Smythee September 17, 2008

cheese monkey

a person who sucks cock and likes the taste, thus being a cheese monkey due to the addiction to nob cheese, also see cheesey gums.

That daedo over there is a regualar cheese monkey.

by undercurent April 08, 2003

Cheese Monkey

One who wears Christmas sweaters during Christmas.

You can tell he was a cheese monkey when his nose started to bleed as his conversation progressed with the mildly attractive girl.

by Doug Cheese December 23, 2008