cheefus 

A vape of any sort used to ingest nicotine (usually with high potency).

“AYE cuh pass the cheefus.”

“Wanna hit the cheefus?”
“Let me hit the cheesus rq.”

cheefus by TremendousPeen August 21, 2021

Cheefus 

A term used for a nicotine vape. Usually used in settings where vaping is prohibited or banned.

“AYE pass the cheefus cuh!” “Wanna hit the cheefus?” “Lemme hit the cheefus.”

Cheefus by TremendousPeen August 21, 2021

Cheesus Christ 

The god of cheese

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year

Cheesus Christ by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016

Cream Cheesus

A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.

Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"

Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"

Cream Cheesus by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019

Cheesus Fish 

Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ

*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.

Did you see those Cheesus Fish? They're the Cheesius.

Cheesus Fish by Alowishu5 May 31, 2009

Grilled cheesus

A grilled cheese sandwich, which features the face of Jesus Christ, often in a burn or grill mark

Finn: Holy crap! I made a grilled cheesus

Grilled cheesus by CharcharCharOhyeah September 29, 2010

Cheesus

An all-cheese knowing entity. The central figure of Cheesism. A teacher and a healer. You refer to cheesus in times of cheese need (e.g. prior to hosting a dinner party with a cheese board). Cheesus will answer any of your cheese related prayers/cries for help.

Cheesus, will thy not advise on the best cracker to serve with <insert favourite cheese here>??!!

Cheesus by cheesus_disciple January 6, 2011