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Checkup from the neck up 

Suggesting this is a way of saying someone is talking or acting crazy. Used to express disbelief, skepticism, or simple mocking. Indicates a level of ridicule serious enough to move the subject away from what the other person has said, and onto the state of mind of the speaker.
"If you think you can get away with driving 50 more miles with the 'Empty' light on, you need a checkup from the neck up."
Checkup from the neck up by Feb July 30, 2008

Checkup from the Neck up 

"Dood needs a checkup from the neck up!"

checkup from the neck up 

When a girl has a nice body, but her face is busted!
Playa 1-"Yo, shorty's body is tight!"
Playa 2-"Yeah, but peep her face. She needs a checkup from the neck up!"

An Irish Checkup 

When ClareGak (AKA ClarkGeek) goes to the Dr. to have her CAPS LOCK finger fixed.
That boomer needs An Irish Checkup.
An Irish Checkup by Tadpool Fanatic February 2, 2022

daily checkup 

The sexual act performed on yourself either by yourself or from someone else to keep you going for the day.
John: Yo where's James?

Jake: I think he's upstairs having a daily checkup.
daily checkup by Samliv October 19, 2015

Homie checkup 

A checkup made to see how the homies are doing.
"Yo guys it's time for your weekly homie checkup."
Homie checkup by tbadragod November 14, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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