The free e-mail account that isn't known to one's romantic partner. Typically Gmail, Hotmail, or Yahoo Mail.
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Get the Chemtrails Over The Country Club mug.Chemtrails are the trails that are left behind by some airplanes. They're usually silver iodide (AgI), potassium iodide (KI), or Dry Ice ( CO2 (s) , Solid Carbon Dioxide). They are part of a cloud seeding program to make it rain or snow more to help prevent droughts, and to try to cool earth a little more by creating more clouds. It's good for water, but insufficient for global warming, and greener energy options to reduce CO2 emissions (like solar, wind, and maybe nuclear energy) are needed and not dumping your trash in the ocean so that turtles can eat the jellyfish and not sting you during the summer. There are more wildfires now. Will the earth cool down in time?
Tyler: I'm sweating! Stupid summer!
Cloud seeder plane: *flies by and creates more clouds, leaving chemtrails, clouds turning grey and raining.
*Starts raining.
Tyler: Yay! It's raining!
Josh: Woo hoo!
Stephanie: Woah!
*They all start dancing in the rain.
Cloud seeder plane: *flies by and creates more clouds, leaving chemtrails, clouds turning grey and raining.
*Starts raining.
Tyler: Yay! It's raining!
Josh: Woo hoo!
Stephanie: Woah!
*They all start dancing in the rain.
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"Dang, I've been drinking tons of tea and using my neti pot but I still can't shake this chemtrail cough, must be from that grid they sprayed last week."
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Get the Cheatability mug.Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.
Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.
Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.
Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.
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