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Chuocide 

Killing yourself by jumping in front of the Chuo Line train in Tokyo. A popular choice because the parallel-running Chuo trains run under a lot of bridges which are easy to jump off of (instead of running on elevated tracks, like most Tokyo trains), and because the extremely long train platforms have no guard rails, there is nothing stopping you from jumping in front of that big yellow train roaring into the station at the speed of a car on the highway. The choice of either the Local or Rapid line means you can choose how many people you will inconvenience with your death.

Often, jumpers in Japan will take off their shoes and leave them on the platform/bridge as a sign to authorities that their death was not an accident. If you see someone taking off their shoes on the platform, then please, for their sake and the sake of millions of commuters, pull them away from the tracks.
(Upon seeing 'Chuo Line - Delay (Passenger Injury)') Damnit, that's the third time this week some salaryman committed Chuocide. Now I'll never get home in time for dinner.
Chuocide by shakespearerules December 8, 2012
Related Words

chocider 

1) a mix of water and 7 spoonfuls of chocolate that tastes like apple cider and cocoa mixed together.
2) a weird phenomenon that originates from a glass tree, and reacts to water.
chocider is used to describe a drink tasting like cider and hot chocolate.
chocider by heartty January 11, 2009

chazodude 

Benoit's bitch
you're a massive chazodude
or
leave my chazodude alone you dirty whore
or

please call me chaz...o...dude
chazodude by thunderbolt123456789 October 26, 2012

Chattocide 

To intentionally say something in social media that you know will result in loss of friends, followers, and possibly even right to post on a social media site.
Roseanne committed CHATTOCIDE when she made her racial comments on Twitter.
Chattocide by FanGirlOne September 1, 2018

chattocide 

To intentionally say something in social media that you know will result in loss of friends, followers, and possibly even right to post on a social media site.
Roseanne committed CHATTOCIDE when she made racial comments in social media.
chattocide by FanGirlOne September 1, 2018