chavern

A pub or other hostelry where most of the clientele are refugees from the House of Burberry closing-down sale in Hell. From chav + tavern

Have you been to the new Wetherspoon's in town? Fuck me, what a chavern!

Yeah, I was there the other day, I thought the BNP were holding their conference or something.

by Myra Hindley February 7, 2009

Living Rock Caverns

A place in Runescape. It is really good for 99 Mining. It contains Concentrated coal and Concentrated Gold. There are no level requirements to enter the mine, but there are high level monsters there(proceed with caution).

bob: hey zezima did u get 99 mining in living rock caverns
zezima: na man it wasnt out yet
bob: haha sucker

by seaofskillz June 9, 2011

Chavenage

Known as Stevenage until 2001 this sub-suburb of London is the spiritual hub of Chavism. Chavs and Chavettes from all over the UK amass here every weekend and gather at the Leisure Park to chant the name of their god Init.

" Oh my god Init blood you going to Pulse in Chavenage me holy mecca safe "

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008

Carnivorous Cavern

n: a vagina that likes to eat hard cock. Reasoning is that it's wet & dark in there and most vaginas crave the cock to swallow.

Timmy's penis went hard from seeing this fine ass bitch get naked. He then proceeded to take a chance & plunge his cock into her carnivorous cavern. After several medium paced strokes he burst a load in which the carnivorous cavern was craving the most. Now hopefully a walking ejaculation doesn't result or burning sensation.

by Trees DT November 2, 2011

Cavern Crotch

An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.

Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Chaverler

chaverler; adjective describing a chav on holiday. Usual destination will be compact holiday resort where he or she will gather to meet fellow chaverlers to exercise and compete in an array of social ineptitude’s.

Though crippled under the weight of The 7 of the chaverlers, the Vauxhall Astra revved spluttered and honked leaving the estate for a weeks holiday in brean on sands.

by Barnaby April 4, 2020

Chavenue

A street which is largely populated by Chavs.
Alternatively a street in which baseball cap wearing, fake burberry clad chavs simply hang about or drive their Chavaliers!!

'Walking down the Chavenue-laden with Chavaliers'

by Anti-Chav :-) May 14, 2006