Chavenage

Known as Stevenage until 2001 this sub-suburb of London is the spiritual hub of Chavism. Chavs and Chavettes from all over the UK amass here every weekend and gather at the Leisure Park to chant the name of their god Init.

" Oh my god Init blood you going to Pulse in Chavenage me holy mecca safe "

Chavenage by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008

Chavage 

The act of being a chav which makes the chav feel more like a chav

Oi you, yous a cunt-says the chav feeling like a true chavage

Chavage by Dmslider January 13, 2018

Chavenue 

A street which is largely populated by Chavs.
Alternatively a street in which baseball cap wearing, fake burberry clad chavs simply hang about or drive their Chavaliers!!

'Walking down the Chavenue-laden with Chavaliers'

Chavenue by Anti-Chav :-) May 14, 2006

chalenge 

you made a typo, its spelled with 2 l's you idiot... chalenge is a typo chalenge

you dont use this in a sentence... its a typo.... chalenge

chalenge by PLEXiUM ~(-_-)~ March 1, 2018

Chavenstein

The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?

Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....

Chavenstein by Mik Mak September 7, 2005

Chaverage 

Acting like or dressing like an average chav.

Alice: Look at that guy standing on the corner, smoking a piece of paper, wearing Burberry and swearing at everyone.
Dave: He's so chaverage.

Lily: Don't spit, it's so chaverage.

Chaverage by Indigo-Wings October 18, 2008

Chaverage 

When a person is chubby and average looking.

"Totally shagged a chaverage last night"

Chaverage by Dangers93 December 16, 2013