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one who is a total douche or tool, usually someone who is a try hard at some activity
"Is that guy really blasting kings of leon in his honda civic right now?"
"Dude what a chauch!"
Chauch by grubadub September 8, 2013
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Chatch monkey 

one who is named beller by which plays games for over 12 hours daily and idolizes frodo baggins
one who pets the precious
Alex the Chatch Monkey from winona
Chatch monkey by Nerfer January 17, 2009
n. A chatch is someone unimportant, worthless, laughable, or annoying. The word chatch is usually conveyed with a tone of disdain or disrespect. Chatch often appears in the form of the phrase "some chatch" meaning "someone so unimportant that he isn't deserving of description." When used to convey annoyance with a male, it could be substituted for the word "bitch," but the word "chatch" also implies arrogance of the speaker. Chatch almost always is used to describe a male; the female variation is chitch.
1. Q: "Who called you yesterday?"
A: "I don't know. It was some chatch."

2. "That drunk guy just pissed all over himself. What a chatch."

3. "I don't want to lend you my car, I just washed it."
"Dude, don't be a chatch."
chatch by artythesmarty May 24, 2013

chauther 

Parent; An undefined mother/father or used as nonbinary form of OE Cennend + father/mother. See Cauther/Kauther
Hey, look it's Chauther Sam! Thon is my Chaumd
chauther by Master of beargreen December 5, 2022
A guy who trys too hard to get girls to notice him, similar to a tool or a douche.
God, look at that guy taking his shirt off, he's suck a fucking chauche
Chauche by ENIWUNEJ October 30, 2011

Chaunch burger

A person of low moral value, and/or someone who smells of rotten pussy.
Girl: Heey there hot stuff ;D
Guy: Awh hell naw! You couldn't PAY me to touch that chaunch burger! D: