chatch

n. A chatch is someone unimportant, worthless, laughable, or annoying. The word chatch is usually conveyed with a tone of disdain or disrespect. Chatch often appears in the form of the phrase "some chatch" meaning "someone so unimportant that he isn't deserving of description." When used to convey annoyance with a male, it could be substituted for the word "bitch," but the word "chatch" also implies arrogance of the speaker. Chatch almost always is used to describe a male; the female variation is chitch.

1. Q: "Who called you yesterday?"
A: "I don't know. It was some chatch."

2. "That drunk guy just pissed all over himself. What a chatch."

3. "I don't want to lend you my car, I just washed it."
"Dude, don't be a chatch."

by artythesmarty May 24, 2013

chatch

One who views one's self or self worth more than it actually is in reality. One that tends to TRY and dress trendy or hip but just can't pull it off. One whose style does not equal their confidence.

See etymology (Scott Baeo in "joanie loves chatzy"). That dude thought he was cool in the extra medium shirt...damn he looked like a chatch

by sean A July 20, 2006

chatch

A vagina.

Damn, her swimsuit is so tight you can see her chatch lips right through.

by Dr. Shine~ January 27, 2004

Chatch

When ‘on the sesh’ cotton mouth creates a kind of white pastey saliva in the corner of one’s mouth.

‘Mate- you’ve got a bit of chatch there’

by Daniellejoyx January 12, 2019

chatch

origin: counterpart of the 'choch' (hindhi slang for the pubic region of a man)
definition: the pubic region of a female, synonymous with the words: vagina, pussy, cunt, velvet etc.

dude that girls walking weird. maybe she got it in the chatch

you are such an f'n chatch for stealing my fifa10

by chipzbartops December 24, 2009

chatch

commonly known as the cooter aka poonhole

Hittin up some chatch is nice after a hard day's work.

by birdman May 23, 2004

Chatch

Slang for vagina or crotch interchangeably. Primarily used to keep the subject matter low key or hush hush, if you will.

Pronounced (Chaw-ch)

Ah man, another perfectly good chatch blown out during childbirth. What a shame.

by Moose_Balls7 May 3, 2023