chutch

something that is banging or awesome

Your brother's ghetto car is chutch.

by Phoebe Beaver April 21, 2005

chutch

from the Greek "chutkis" meaning to sulk while concentrating on the art of masturbation

Grant couldn't seem to find a decent picture of Jenna Jameson, so he chutched about for an hour and then fell asleep.

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

chutch

a chutch is the area between the asshole and the dang or vag. it is the same thing as a taint or durf.

yo, stop grabbing my chutch

by angie December 14, 2004

chutch

Butt-hole touching of any sort.

Touching a butt hole for any reason.

Every time I think of you I chutch myself.

by chutcher3000 February 20, 2011

Chutching

The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.

Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.

by goatofwisdom July 8, 2011

chutching

n. to masturbate alone while crying softly

"Is that Ben crying over there?" "no I think he is chutching"

by smelly April 25, 2005

Chutch

Someone who engages in the act of chutching (masturbation while crying)

Tom is such a fucking chutch. All he does is bitch and moan.

by native1356345 February 4, 2009