chutch

something that is banging or awesome

Your brother's ghetto car is chutch.

by Phoebe Beaver April 21, 2005

Chutch

Someone who engages in the act of chutching (masturbation while crying)

Tom is such a fucking chutch. All he does is bitch and moan.

by native1356345 February 4, 2009

chutch

from the Greek "chutkis" meaning to sulk while concentrating on the art of masturbation

Grant couldn't seem to find a decent picture of Jenna Jameson, so he chutched about for an hour and then fell asleep.

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Chutch

Chutch or closer to church, is similar to agreeing with someone... It's like saying "preach". Can be used by men and women.

Girl 1:He ain't shyt cuz he 45 and still live with his momma.

Girl 2: Girl Chutch!

by Septdecem April 1, 2022

Chutch

A name given to a cousin you work with in the field of construction. Usually younger, perhaps an apprentice. Must be an actual relative.

Hey Chutch, we need some more lumber over here, if u ever come out of that port-a-potty! And a box of nails!

by william/maverick January 2, 2005

chutch

a chutch is the area between the asshole and the dang or vag. it is the same thing as a taint or durf.

yo, stop grabbing my chutch

by angie December 14, 2004

chutch

Butt-hole touching of any sort.

Touching a butt hole for any reason.

Every time I think of you I chutch myself.

by chutcher3000 February 20, 2011