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kakka carrot cake 

A real super sand legend.

Parody of Goku (Kakarot) in OneyNG's version of DBZ, Dragonzball P.
Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!

Freezy Pop: ....

Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!

Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!

Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!
kakka carrot cake by bored9999 December 3, 2013

Wet-carrot 

Someone who is beautiful and isnt talented but people tell them they are because they are beautiful.
Not until age fourty she realized shes as interesting and special as a wet-carrot.
Wet-carrot by potato-dono November 1, 2010

a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

carrot wacker 

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.
Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.
carrot wacker by jjfrey October 15, 2010

Carrot'd 

To be stabbed with a sharpened carrot, usually in prison.

Shanked with a carrot
inmate 1:Ay man i heard yo boy got fucked up.
inmate 2:he got carrot'd
Carrot'd by mmmkitty December 5, 2009

charlotte 

a charlotte is one of the most genuine, down to earth, happy person that you will ever meet. she is usually reserved however her mind is constantly thinking and working. she will ALWAYS be there for you and you can tell her your deepest, darkest secrets because she’s is completely trustworthy. she is super smart, completely GORGEOUS however she doesn’t know it. she works very hard in school but knows how to have fun. she is VERY TICKLEISH hehehe. i know a charlotte and i don’t EVER want to loose her. if you know one, get to know her and try to be her best friend because you will have SCORED!! she is usually the peacekeeper and doesn’t stand any bs. she is completely honest and doesn’t like getting in trouble or doing anything behind someone’s back xx
person 1: look, there’s a charlotte

person 2: she’s absolutely gorgeous!!!

person 3: of course, because she’s a charlotte
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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