A river that runs through Novinger in Adair county in Missouri. The Chariton is a very muddy river, resembling the Mississippi. It is small, but it makes up for its size with importance. Many crickers used to use it for a source of water and as a trade route in the early 19th century. Some people living in poverty still camp out on it's banks, as under some bridges there are remains of campfires and rugs. The Chariton is always remembered as a part of Missourian culture.

So many crickers live by the Chariton River.
A flash flood came down the Chariton.
My fishing line got snagged in the Chariton.
Many poor people rely on the Chariton for food and water.
Even today, some people live by the Chariton River.
Really large blue catfish thrive in the Chariton.
Everyone knows the Chariton is dangerous during storms.
Never fall in the Chariton; the current will drag you down.
Don't use light sinkers in the Chariton; your line will snag.
A 30lb. blue cat was just caught in the Chariton yesterday.

Chariton River by Down by the Crick Side September 15, 2010

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Charlito Bandito

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in the crook of his partner's knee and makes sweaty, vigorous love to it.

Yeah, I heard he gave her the ol' Charlito Bandito. He said he got friction burns.

Charlito Bandito by Broken Hipster June 3, 2011

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Chariton

A small town in Iowa that is actually pretty boring, nothing happens there, There are 5 schools in the town. No matter how boring this town is when the college kids go away to college they all say they want to leave but it ends up pulling them back. The Chariton Pull :)

Guy: You live in Chariton?
Girl: Yes I do
Guy: Man that must be boring!
Girl: Hell yeah it is, I hate it

Chariton by Greubel :) March 7, 2011

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