A ridiculous orange comb-over used to hide a dick or asshole. This is the kind of thing you'd see on a politician whose proper place is on a street corner with a pet monkey doing tricks on a mini piano hoping for so much as a sideways glance.

I just saw our boy D Dog stiff elementing himself in the corner. I wish he'd at least put a charitable disguise over that thing.

Charitable Disguise by Sherbert A. July 29, 2020

Charitable Donation

A "charitable donation" is a term that describes the act of a man passing gas while receiving oral sex from his partner.

"Renee and I were going at it hot and heavy. My pants were around my ankles, and her head was in my lap, when I accidentally gave her a charitable donation."

Charitable Donation by germ war February 14, 2009

Charitable Pierre

When you finish going down on a woman's vagina and use your fingers to wipe away her pussy juices from your upper lip in the form of a thin pencil moustache.

"She was so juicy I had to give myself a Charitable Pierre when I came up for air"

Charitable Pierre by GhOsTwHoTaLkS July 12, 2022

Charitable Cadger

Someone who generously donates to charity, despite scarcely being able to afford it. Apparently should a time come when they themselves are in need of charity it will be nowhere to be found.

Mark my words Cratchit! You’ll get nowhere in this world by being a charitable cadger.

Charitable Cadger by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

charitable celebrity

basically an oxymoron: someone who goes on tv and does "good, generous" things in front of the whole US, exactly the opposite of how it should be done.

charitable celebrity:Bono, Angelina Jolie

charitable celebrity by Mimono December 2, 2010

Charitable 7

A girl that realistically should be a 6 but there’s something about her, so you charitably give her a rating of 7.

“She’s not all that, she’s a charitable 7 at best”.

Charitable 7 by Skowl January 5, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026