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Charitable Disguise 

A ridiculous orange comb-over used to hide a dick or asshole. This is the kind of thing you'd see on a politician whose proper place is on a street corner with a pet monkey doing tricks on a mini piano hoping for so much as a sideways glance.
I just saw our boy D Dog stiff elementing himself in the corner. I wish he'd at least put a charitable disguise over that thing.

Charitable Donation 

A "charitable donation" is a term that describes the act of a man passing gas while receiving oral sex from his partner.
"Renee and I were going at it hot and heavy. My pants were around my ankles, and her head was in my lap, when I accidentally gave her a charitable donation."
Charitable Donation by germ war February 14, 2009

Charitable Pierre 

When you finish going down on a woman's vagina and use your fingers to wipe away her pussy juices from your upper lip in the form of a thin pencil moustache.
"She was so juicy I had to give myself a Charitable Pierre when I came up for air"

Charitable Cadger 

Someone who generously donates to charity, despite scarcely being able to afford it. Apparently should a time come when they themselves are in need of charity it will be nowhere to be found.
Mark my words Cratchit! You’ll get nowhere in this world by being a charitable cadger.

charitable celebrity 

basically an oxymoron: someone who goes on tv and does "good, generous" things in front of the whole US, exactly the opposite of how it should be done.
charitable celebrity by Mimono December 2, 2010

Charitable 7 

A girl that realistically should be a 6 but there’s something about her, so you charitably give her a rating of 7.
“She’s not all that, she’s a charitable 7 at best”.
Charitable 7 by Skowl January 5, 2022