Definitions by Mimono

charitable celebrity 

basically an oxymoron: someone who goes on tv and does "good, generous" things in front of the whole US, exactly the opposite of how it should be done.

charitable celebrity:Bono, Angelina Jolie

charitable celebrity by Mimono December 2, 2010

secretary 

one who works in an office/school who gets all the dirty work dumped on him/her. usually female, in 50s most boring , worst job complete opposite of anyone's real ambition probably worse than janitor cause you have to deal with snot nosed kids like the ones from my school

Student: Mr.Smith(teacher), somebody beat me up (tracks blood down hall)
Mr.Smith: Oh, go to Barbara (school secretary)
Barbara: go to your teacher
Student: But he told me to go to you!

secretary by Mimono December 2, 2010

ass period 

when one has very bleedy hemhorroids that it looks like they have a period from their ass

person:Im having bad hemhorroids today.
doctor:oh you must have an ass period.

ass period by Mimono July 26, 2010

sex 

a weird but supposedly beautiful activity in which people stick their privates in other people's orifi to make babies and for pleasure. Something everyone supposedly looks for in life.

Man:Let me fuck you with my dick for the hell of it. Lets have sex
Woman:Oh Id love too

sex by Mimono July 24, 2010

complete media infection 

a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.

Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!

complete media infection by Mimono July 23, 2010

vag fart

When air from your ass gets pushed up through your vagina and it feels like youre farting through your vagina. It is actually physically impossible to make a genuine vag fart unless your ass and vaginal canals are connected. Then youd be shitting through your vagina. A vag fart is also know as a queef.

Person 1:Oh look I just made a vag fart!
Person 2: How did it feel?
Person 1: weird but crisp and refreshing

vag fart by Mimono July 22, 2010