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Chamster 

(Noun) A chav hamster as introduced and still annoyingly employed in Kia Soul car commercials.
Mike: What the fuck are these chamsters doing?

Stephe: I hate those shitheads.
Chamster by Apesbrain November 5, 2012
Related Words

chawsterbate 

when you masturbate with a dip (chaw) in your lip.
Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012

Chalkster 

A complete dumbshit that usually looks like a duck.
Is usually made fun of in English classes, or Science classes.
Compared to the "brain" of a duck, or the lifelessness of a piece of chalk, hence the name "chalkster".
"Wow that kids a chalkster".
Chalkster by Anonfourr March 29, 2010
A person with the innate ability to look like everyone else; a crazy bastard, you dont even know what he can do!
Wow that guy looks just like cholster, what a surprise . . .
cholster by mark (from vermont) February 26, 2005

Chaster Blast 

When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.
I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.

Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.

Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
Chaster Blast by G-vagas November 3, 2010

chalater 

'Gotta go now... Chalater.
chalater by guineapiguk October 13, 2009