The name Chalster is a very kind, loving person. His face could attract any girl! He’s smile is the nicest smile ever! And he is very athletic and sporty! He is the best!
Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting onthe biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
A complete dumbshit that usually looks like a duck.
Is usually made fun of in English classes, or Science classes.
Compared to the "brain" of a duck, or the lifelessness of a piece of chalk, hence the name "chalkster".
When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.
I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.