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Clintoning 

Using a cigar for purposes other than smoking.
Clintoning by ruff'myster November 2, 2003
To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

Nick Cannoning 

When a person has too many kids at once.
Damn that motherfucker has 11 kids!! he needa stop Nick Cannoning

multi-clanning 

To be apart of two clans, being a full member of 2 or more clans.
Unknown1 is apart of 'Clan 1' and 'Clan 2', Unknown is multi-clanning.
multi-clanning by Derek3212 January 30, 2008

CLANNING 

It's when you are addicted to a phone game called clash of clans so addicted that you ignore your friends,family,the road or that cop outside your window
Joe lost his job wife and kids to clanning
CLANNING by clan master July 3, 2016

Clintoning 

The act of eating anything that is expired or unclaimed in a publicly used refrigerator.
Did someone clean out the fridge or was somebody clintoning last night.
Clintoning by Dirkala January 17, 2016