Clandoning

The troll act of frequently making your mom jokes out of literally anything the people around you say, even if it does not make sense. For example, "Your mom is an example".

Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.

by twinklez123 March 11, 2016

Clintoning

Using a cigar for purposes other than smoking.

by ruff'myster November 2, 2003

Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.

"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004

Nick Cannoning

When a person has too many kids at once.

Damn that motherfucker has 11 kids!! he needa stop Nick Cannoning

by joey.doesnt.share.food November 15, 2022

multi-clanning

To be apart of two clans, being a full member of 2 or more clans.

Unknown1 is apart of 'Clan 1' and 'Clan 2', Unknown is multi-clanning.

by Derek3212 January 30, 2008

CLANNING

It's when you are addicted to a phone game called clash of clans so addicted that you ignore your friends,family,the road or that cop outside your window

Joe lost his job wife and kids to clanning

by clan master July 3, 2016

Clintoning

The act of eating anything that is expired or unclaimed in a publicly used refrigerator.

Did someone clean out the fridge or was somebody clintoning last night.

by Dirkala January 17, 2016