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An amazing guy who is sweet and quiet. He likes to joke around with girls and make them laugh. He might have someone who he is in a thing with but he has a deep love for someone else. Cj will help you through your problems and give you the most love. He has this cute smirk that will make your pants fly off.
"Holy who was that guy you were talking to last night?"

"That was Calando he was the best."
Calando by anonymous November 21, 2021
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An amazing guy who is sweet and quiet. He likes to joke around with girls and make them laugh. He might have someone who he is in a thing with but he has a deep love for someone else. Cj will help you through your problems and give you the most love. He has this cute smirk that will make your pants fly off.
"Holy who was that guy you were talking to last night?"

"That was Calando he was the best."
Calando by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Calandra 

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.
Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.
Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

Carlando 

An example of two very good friends. The OGs where Carlos Sainz Jr and Lando Norris
A: Wow, those two sure get along well
B: They're just like Carlando
Carlando by Serban222 July 2, 2022
A word that is used when one cannot spell commando because they are an illiterate idiot.
Dawg I'm totally going camando right now.
It's commando you fucking idiot, only a dipshit like you would forget your underwear.
camando by Montanadian March 8, 2008