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Chartism 

Chartism is a life threatening disease. First it attacks your stomach adding an extra 240 pounds a day. Second you start to loose hair on your head and it goes to your asswhole. You might also get mental illnesses that coordinate with chartism. This disease has affected only one person and has been going on for 13 years. This disease may also make one fatter than possible. Another symptom is looking like calliou.
That kid on that team is fat, bald, and dumb, must have chartism.
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charisma vacuum 

Someone who sucks all the lively-hood and fun out of the room. Generally, a boring or stale person.
Man, Moose is a charisma vacuum. Just so boring. Can't even cut a promo while being somewhat interested in what he is saying. Puts me to sleep.
charisma vacuum by doomsday519 June 27, 2014
compelling attractiveness or charm that can inspire devotion in others, can also mean a blessing
2. charisma is a beautiful, outgoing ,loving and caring person. She has a huge heart and loves hard.She always wants to make people happy and constantly tries to make people smile. A genuinely nice girl who should be treated like the beautiful princess she is. She's a good person to be around, so if you ever meet one, never let her go. Ever. She will always be there to help others in need. Having her as a friend or etc.. is a blessing !!
"she enchanted guests with her charisma"
I pride myself for having Charisma as my girlfriend"
Charisma by tbaaby March 25, 2017

Captain Charisma 

Christian's nickname since he is one of the most charismatic wrestlers in the WWE today.
"I'm Captain Charisma and that's how I roll."-Christian
Captain Charisma by Alex January 5, 2005

Flaming Charisma 

A state of being; also used to describe the strong and silent type.
Quick, Minho! Give us some flaming charisma!

chaltism 

A neurological disorder that can be spreaded through close contact with Chal. Commonly characterized with difficulty with simple math problems and common human language.
Teacher: what’s 18-6?
Chal: I don’t know, I have chaltism.
chaltism by chaltism_awareness February 2, 2023

chartisan 

An individual who has perfected the art of chart building for presentations in Corporate america.
This presentation is key to winning the deal, let's bring in our resident chartisan to make sure we look our Powerpoint best!
chartisan by Brian Curtice March 3, 2006
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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