Twards

sandy tears

After I kicked sand in Trever's face, he began to cry, so i liked his twards away.

by AthenerWeiner June 24, 2010

OU tards

Plural form of OU tard. OU tards are people who either attend, "graduated" from, or are big fans of the University of Oklahoma aka TardU. Oklahoma is full them of them which explains why Oklahoma isn't a desirable place.

These damn OU tards always think it's natty szn but they literally have zero football intelligence.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

tardsome

Awsome stupidity.

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.

by benth September 26, 2008

flash tards

When a group of retards suddenly appear, do stupid and retarded stuff, and disappear.

The cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.

by wjc December 31, 2011

tardscream

A loud cross between a scream, a moan and a groan commonly vocalised by the retarded. Not known to have any actualy meaning but could be a possible attempt at speech.

Retard: NMMMMMMMUUGH!!!!
Person 1: WTF that was some tardscream!
Person 2: I wonder if it was supposed to mean anything.

by RabD February 3, 2007

tardsville

Consuming an excessive amount of alcohol, and or drugs to a point where you can't stop acting like a retard.

Dennis: Where the fuck is Steve?
Fran: He's out back, face down in the bird bath. He's been in tardsville since 7pm

by Shmo Nerk November 22, 2006

Tardslant

Term originating when someone's handwriting is on a retarded angle, but translating into slang for idiot.

Jo, put that pickle down you tardslant!

by Picklesurprise July 5, 2009