chainring tatoo 

What you get when you are riding a bicycle, stop to dismount, and the back or inside of your bare calf accidentally touches the black, oily chain.

Joe is such a geek. He stopped at the red light with the bike between his legs, and got a big chainring tatoo from his filthy, greasy chain.

chainring tatoo by Litespeed99 June 7, 2009

Chandingo 

A play on the name Chan (generalized term for an Asian male), and the word Mandingo (a word used to describe a male of African heritage who has a ridiculously large penis.) Chandingo, is used to describe the anomaly that is an Asian male, who has the breadth and length of a large black man's penis. As a result he will be frequently confused for a black man during shower time with other males, and will be exalted by females who marvel at his "Megatron sized schlong".

(Becky pulls Clara to the side and excitedly starts to whisper in her ear)

Becky: Oh my gosh! I think I've really fallen in love with Justin!

Clara: (Incredulous) Justin? Justin Long?But I thought you said you did'nt like guys with small penises...

Becky: I know but... (tosses head into air whilst maintaining a nostalgic smile on her face) we had sex last week and hes such a... such a...Chandingo!

Clara: ...

Becky: Clara, (looks into Clara's eyes and puts hands on Clara's cheeks) hes not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like him...

Chandingo by THELAUGHINGMAN3993 December 11, 2010

Chauncing 

To chill or hang out in an extreme fashion/ Doing your own thang.

Don't kill the cockroach! He's just chauncing over there.
What you gonna do this weekend? "Proabably just chaunce over at Mike's."

Chauncing by JSniper1018 October 13, 2018

changing the channel 

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.

These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!

changing the channel by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

channing the tatum 

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

channing the tatum by VonComedy June 13, 2014

Chinking Out 

When your Asian friend decides to bail on plans

Stop chinking out on me Lucas, we are suppose to hangout...

Chinking Out by Jacobcod May 11, 2017

double chinning 

The act of laying down, looking down at some sort of device on your chest, and scrolling aimlessly through every social media network and letting the time as well as your youth pass on by. This causes not only a double chin but isolation amongst your friends and family.

"Hey what are you up to?"

"Not much, just double chinning."

double chinning by CRobare July 9, 2014