Litespeed99's definitions

cover job

n.
The playing of a song or songs made famous by another artist.

Hendrix's version of Dylan's, "All Along The Watchtower," was a rare instance when the cover job was better than the original version of the song.

by Litespeed99 June 8, 2009

chainring tatoo

What you get when you are riding a bicycle, stop to dismount, and the back or inside of your bare calf accidentally touches the black, oily chain.

Joe is such a geek. He stopped at the red light with the bike between his legs, and got a big chainring tatoo from his filthy, greasy chain.

by Litespeed99 June 7, 2009

bike geek

Someone who's interest in cycling extends beyond mere enjoyment of the sport, and who is overly infatuated with the equipment itself. Obsessed with purchasing, or at least admiring, the very latest, overpriced frames, components, and even the apparel worn like spandex shorts and carbon fiber shoes.

A bike geek will spend $8,000 on a pro racing bike just to ride laps around Prospect Park, and then keep it next to his bed at night.

by Litespeed99 June 7, 2009

do a bowl

to smoke a small amount of marijuana or hashish in a pipe intended specifically for that use

Person: Let's do a bowl
Friend: I'm up for that

by Litespeed99 June 6, 2009

take a whiff

to snort cocaine
Taken from the folk song, "Take A Whiff on Me", recorded by Ledbelly, Woody Guthrie, The Byrds, and The White Stripes, among others

Cocaine's for horses and not for men
Doctors say t'will kill you but they don't say when.
Ho, ho, honey take a whiff on me.

by Litespeed99 June 6, 2009

temple ball

A form of potent, hand-rubbed hashish exported from Nepal to Europe and North America in the late 1960's and early 1970's. Nepalese temple balls were spherical or egg-shaped, and smoothed by hand with a polished appearance.
Nepali Buddhists revere hashish as a sacrement, and use it in their rituals.

If you got your hands on some some real temple balls, you were very fortunate, and were in possession of some of the best hash in the world.

by Litespeed99 June 6, 2009

nederhash

Nederhash refers to hashish produced in the Netherlands, and typically sold in coffeeshops in Amsterdam and other Dutch cities. It is made by compressing the cannabis resins produced by marijuana plants, into a flat, slate-like form.

We traveled to Amsterdam for the Cannabis Cup competition, and smoked some great nederhash.

by Litespeed99 June 6, 2009