Definitions by Jacobcod

Pat Attack

Emotional distress caused by a waiter screwing up the order.

“Supreme Patty (aka 4650 Marmo aka Mirasol Judea) had a Pat Attack because the dude at islands forgot to write down ‘no pickles’"

Pat Attack by Jacobcod October 2, 2018

head and breakfast 

When your girl gives you head while you eat cinnamon toast crunch

Bro I got some dank head and breakfast this morning... me and my biddie both feasted!

head and breakfast by Jacobcod May 11, 2017

Chinking Out 

When your Asian friend decides to bail on plans

Stop chinking out on me Lucas, we are suppose to hangout...

Chinking Out by Jacobcod May 11, 2017