chaffic

The most handsome and best therapist you will ever have. Don’t ever let a Chaffic leave your life or you’ll regret it.

Patient 1: Chaffic is so amazing

Patient 2: He’s good looking to
Patient 1 and 2: Lets never leave him

by Ms.page December 29, 2021

Chatfic

a fanfic that shows the character's groupchat instead of scenes in the story

i just read a chatfic last night, it was great!

by a homoseggsy individual August 30, 2021

Chaffin Head

An abnormal condition where you're head swells up to the size of a watermelon.

"Dude, your head looks bigger today"
"I know bro, I've come down with a mean case of Chaffin head"

by Big Pimpin Julius October 25, 2011

chaffiage

any type of sourness inflicted on the body as a result from a harsh rubbing of two body parts. It will produce a red sore which is best treated with generous vasaline application. Can be rated as well.

oi duck, ive got at least 7/10 on the chaffiage scale

by Joe the chafe meister general January 12, 2005

choffice

noun. A church that has been converted into commercial offices in a not-so-subtle manner
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.

Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.

To get to the adult video store, go down the street and take a right at the choffice. Can't miss the neon sign two blocks up on the left.

My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.

by creaternity April 30, 2006

Chaffing

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.

Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "

by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010

Chaffirmative

A combination of Chyea and Affirmative that means yes.

You wanna hang out later?
Chaffirmative.

by Awesome_Man June 13, 2007