Chaffing

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.

Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "

by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010

Chaffing

really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.

they spend their time fishing, in this chaffing big lake!

by youwannaknowmyname?Tough March 11, 2011

chaffing

What may appear to be an unfortunate mishap or series of events, but is usually the predictable consequence of laziness, incompetence or stubbornness.

I think there's been some chaffing over that e-mail Scott sent.

by Isobel Coombes August 7, 2008

chaffing

the state of relaxing casually with one or more partners in a social manner. especially effective when the members of the party are named emily and or/adam. however a good glen can be a welcome compliment to a "chaff" on occasion.

"Chaff off"
"Chaff yourself"
"Motherchaffer"
"."
"Neigh"
"Chaffing man for life"

by Adam Bevan December 13, 2008

chaffing

When you are so bored, you browse through IRC channels and add nothing to any conversations.

There's gotta be someone out there that will talk, stop fucking chaffing.

by Ov3rLoRd June 9, 2007

chaffing thighs

thighs that rub together in a fashion that makes binty girate

dawn french sports a pair

by sebastian February 18, 2004

Dry Tongue Chaffing

When you`re young and with a girl, but afraid to eat the lunchpail raw, so you tongue it through her pants.

Hey Cooper how was Kayla last night? Man she wouldn`t take off her pants so now i got dry tongue chaffing!

by BigDaddy618 April 21, 2010