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chaffino 

I had to give my friend a Chaffino
chaffino by Moquito15 April 3, 2024

Chaffin Head 

An abnormal condition where you're head swells up to the size of a watermelon.
"Dude, your head looks bigger today"
"I know bro, I've come down with a mean case of Chaffin head"
Chaffin Head by Big Pimpin Julius October 25, 2011

Chaffing 

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.
Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "
Chaffing by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010

a chaffin riff 

A guitar riff that sounds disturbingly simple and has little underlying meaning.
"Dang son, did you hear that Chaffin riff?"

"Yeah, it was just the E string over and over. Really original, just like the double gats!"

Chaffing 

really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.
they spend their time fishing, in this chaffing big lake!

chaffing 

What may appear to be an unfortunate mishap or series of events, but is usually the predictable consequence of laziness, incompetence or stubbornness.
I think there's been some chaffing over that e-mail Scott sent.
chaffing by Isobel Coombes August 7, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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