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Keyboard Crust
Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn
Keyboard Crust by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
Crust muffin
Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018
Crustabate
This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.
Crustabate by Millahews March 26, 2019
Kristy Crust
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.
Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?
Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?
Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
Kristy Crust by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020
Morning crust
Person 1:I was soo tired this morning
Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!
Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!
Morning crust by Conker1 October 5, 2016
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026