Cephalopodus

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I huge impossibly gnarly boner attack that has multiple things attached to the head. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you will. You're so screwed because of this, you really are screwed.....I can't help you now.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A CEPHALOPODUS!!!11!!!!!

Cephalopodus by LONE_SIGNAL August 11, 2010

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bespeckled cephalopod

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic

Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.

bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

Cephalopodsexual

When you wanna FUCk a squid

Lee: I wanna fuck a squid, i’m a cephalopodsexual

Cephalopodsexual by Bunnyyyuuu January 23, 2019

Cephalopodophile

An individual who engages in sexual acts with a Cephalopod i.e. a Squid, Octopus, Baby Kraken.

This act is mostly displayed in hentai where it is kind of hot and a little bit funny. In real life however, it's just gross because most Cephalopods are slimy and moist.

You watch so much Tentacle Hentai that you may as well be a Cephalopodophile, seriously, it's becoming a problem

Cephalopodophile by Max Harley September 9, 2010

cephalopod

A speedball made of xanax, Oxycontin, Focalin and just a pinch of coke!

"Dude, did you see Nicole?"
"yeah man, she was fucking faced off dose' cephalopods!"

cephalopod by donsanman April 13, 2010

Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc)

a kid who trys to use stuff from the pass to guilt trip/insult others (mainly rubber mittens) and has innacurate information such as his urban dictionary post about rubber mittens. He also says that rubber mittens shouldnt have admin when in reality he has worked hard and rowelt should be banned

Rubber Mittens: *exists*
Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc): YOU SHOULDNT HAVE ADMIN

Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc) by Rubr Mitns June 1, 2017

Bespeckled Cephalopod™

A Bespeckled Cephalopod™ is someone who can't stop attacking someone under any circumstance, even though asked to stop their ways, they continue acting like a child.

Person 1: Hey! Stop acting like that! It's extremely childish! You're being a Bespeckled Cephalopod™!
Person 2: FUCK YOU! I WON'T STOP UNTIL __ GETS PUNISHED!

Bespeckled Cephalopod™ by ThatDooderino June 1, 2017

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026