A squid is someone who is a rider on a bike or a quad that can’t send anything and always crashes.
Wow ethan stoffle is a squid!
by Aubmaster February 13, 2018
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A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

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We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.
by Wawa February 22, 2003
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Refers to a person that everyone has an aversion towards. Squids exhibit the characteristics of a nincompoop and tend to be severly ostrasized. To the general public it appears that the squid's inherent purpose in life is to vex non-squids.
As an alternative, squid can be used to describe an individual who is wum, sagacious, and witty.
That South African boy I've been talking to is THE embodiment of a Squid. I think i will just stop talking to him.
by zooplankton zoloretto January 4, 2021
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An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.

Stupid
Quick
Underdressed
Imminently
Dead
Did you see that guy leave the showroom on the R6? Did you see what he was wearing? What a moron. That Squid.
by bomb biscuit April 19, 2004
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When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike
by -Mr.YummiR6 March 26, 2014
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Another word for an Idiot or Loser or Nerd.
“Sick jeans you squid.
“You’re a squid
“Nice throw squid”
by Chefboyarqueef April 28, 2020
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To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of Deutsche lager with breastmilk. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning passion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you're no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male's mouth.
Guy 1: Hey man how's the head?
Guy 2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh
Guy 3: Don't worry Guy 1 he's just hideously squided - fucking wasteman
by Jus_get_it_in April 25, 2011
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