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The title character from Bram Stokers classic novel.

A Vampire, immortal, with the ability to transform into a bat, and hypnotize people to his whim.

Dracula lives in a huge castle in Transylvania where he sleeps with three hot vampire women who totally fear his wrath. He is usually seen dressed in a black tuxedo and long cape with a high collar. Many scientists or whatever believe that he is the original inspiration for the modern pimp.

Draculas diet consists of human blood and raw meat.

He is also quite cunning, even being able to hold a real estate agent hostage for several months and start his own brand of cereal. Dracula also has this guy named Reinfeld, a total psycho who eats bugs and shouts a lot.

Dracula isn't all powerful though, he has a few weaknesses. These weaknesses include, garlic, the cross, holy water, sharpened pieces of wood, and sunlight (which will totally make him explode)

Dracula was killed by Dr. Van Helsing at the end of the book, but returns from the grave every now and then to hang out and stuff.
"They say you are a man of good... taste".

"Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music

they make"

"Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?"

(Jonathan Harker accidentally cuts himself while shaving)

Jonathan Harker: "I didn't hear you coming in".

Dracula: "Take care how you cut yourself. It is more dangerous than you think"
by Max Harley September 27, 2009

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The most obnoxious mother fucking creature on the face of the earth. Usually surfacing around Halloween these horrible things will cause mischief and annoy you whilst dancing to the music of a xylophone.

As an army, skeletons are initially threatening, but can easily be defeated by way of removing their heads, causing them to humorously stumble about in an futile effort to locate it.

At times, however, skeletons can actually be rather charming. Telling jokes, tap dancing, and frightening the elderly for laughs, these creatures will cheer you up when you're feeling down and help you through difficult times.

When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
Max: "Man, I sure do hate my neighbor"
Joe: "Why?"
Max: "He a goddamn skeleton, all he does is dance around with a top hat and cane while his friends use their rib cadges as musical instruments"
Joe: "Aw yeah that sucks"
by Max Harley August 21, 2009

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1- An expression of disdain towards an obvious joke, usually something having to do with slapstick or foolish behavior.

2- To describe a foolish or clumsy individual. One who is blissfully ignorant or unaware of their surroundings.

3- To do something foolish, clumsy, or silly.
Movie Character- "Oh man, I accidentally put laxatives in the Principal's coffee!"

Movie Theater Patron- "DERP!"

John- "Lauren was bringing in the birthday cake, but she couldn't see where she was going so she knocked the houseplant over"

Kelly - "Yeah, she means well, but she's pretty derpy sometimes"

Walt- "I think my favorite Disney character is Goofy. He was derpin' before derp was even a word"
by Max Harley May 03, 2012

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A derogatory term for a slow, impatient movie goer, who only goes to films that require very little thought. A Popcorn Muncher wont like a film with too much depth or subtext, they need the plot spelled out for them, and hate it if you try to do something that's too different from the norm. They don't go to a movie for it's story, they just go as an excuse to shove their faces with over priced candies and popcorn while big, fast explosions happen in front of them.

Basically, Popcorn munchers are what Hollywood calls The Lowest Common Denominator they're the kinds of people who will ensure the latest Michael Bay explosion-fest is number one at the box office. They're the kinds of people who will tell you that the recent re-make of a classic film is better because it's more action packed than the original which is boring because it has "Too much talking".
Roger: "I can't believe that movie is doing so poorly at the box office, it was great!"

Brian: "I hear people don't like the twist at the end, and all that spiritual stuff"

Roger: "What? I thought that was so clever! I never saw it coming."

Brian: "Yeah, so does everyone else I've talked too. I have a feeling the people who hated it were just a bunch of Popcorn Munchers who went to it thinking it would be more action packed"
by Max Harley August 28, 2011

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When you make up a word in order to rhyme it with an existing one. The term is derived from Dr Seuss an author who wrote children's books like Cat in the Hat and The Grinch.

Dr. Seuss is probably the only person to ever gt away with Seussing because he was awesome like that, but if you do it, you suck.
You may find something like this in a Dr Seuss book.

The animal wrangler fought back the beast with his amazing shcrizzlefangler!

Now, how to use it in a sentence....

Rapper: Yo! rollin' up in my fine ass jeep, bouncin' my head like a verzkizical shmeep!

Poet: Dude, at least try to rhyme, you're just Seussing right now.
by Max Harley October 28, 2009

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An individual who engages in sexual acts with a Cephalopod i.e. a Squid, Octopus, Baby Kraken.

This act is mostly displayed in hentai where it is kind of hot and a little bit funny. In real life however, it's just gross because most Cephalopods are slimy and moist.
You watch so much Tentacle Hentai that you may as well be a Cephalopodophile, seriously, it's becoming a problem
by Max Harley September 07, 2010

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