Centrelink 

An impersonal government bureaucracy which is designed to punish and humiliate the unemployed, disabled, single parents and students in exchange for a few paltry dollars assistance that is barely enough to keep them in food and shelter.

Mary's house burnt down in the recent Victorian bushfires and she had nothing except the purple bikini she was wearing, but Centrelink insisted she must supply 100 points of ID before she could get emergency assistance.

Centrelink by zezebelle February 11, 2009

centrelink 

Australian welfare offices which handle among other things dole payments, family benfit, student allowance, single parent allowence etc

I have to go to Centrelink to tell them I have been sacked

centrelink by sylvy September 27, 2006

Centrelink 

Where lazy cunts get tax payers money for doing jack shit!

Reardo went to Centrelink to pick up his Centrelink cheque the fucking hobo

Centrelink by Luke In Da Mouwf August 14, 2006

centrelink 

A chain store accommodating for the needs of those that have nothing better to do than to wait around for hours on end. Often however such individuals are rewarded with cash benifits directly proportional to their lazyness. Centrelink also is the largest employer or logisticly and intellectually challanged members of society, catering for the waiting needs of the afternoon regulars. So much so that customers often make a career out of regular visits. Centrelinks motto is "lets be as useless and unorganised as possible, and pick social minorities to disproportionly hand cash payouts"

I'm gonna buy some of my old mate Bundy and coke with all my centrelink doh.

centrelink by Will Hengineer March 4, 2011

Centrelink Buddy 

Centrelink is an Australian Government Department that hands out benefits / welfare / cash to lazy mofos. Therefore a Centrelink Buddy is a friend with benefits aka fuck buddy - A friendship with the added feature of "happy endings"

"Alright guys, I am heading off now, have a little romp planned with my "Centrelink Buddy"

Centrelink Buddy by Jado987 May 16, 2010

Centurylink 

The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.

Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!

Centurylink by Person Who Has Centurylink June 11, 2018

CenturyLink 

Actual cunts that steal your money and give you shit speeds. Basically Hitler but in company form

Man, CenturyLink Is a fucking cunt of a company.

CenturyLink by nickger January 25, 2019