Centurylink 

The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.

Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!

Centurylink by Person Who Has Centurylink June 11, 2018

CenturyLink 

Actual cunts that steal your money and give you shit speeds. Basically Hitler but in company form

Man, CenturyLink Is a fucking cunt of a company.

CenturyLink by nickger January 25, 2019

centurylink 

The absolute worst internet provider ever.

Guy1: I'm switching to CenturyLink tomorrow!

Guy2: Have fun in virtual hell.

centurylink by xdarkvEnom October 13, 2013

CenturyLink 

The worst fucking to internet provider to date

Person1: hey I just got 60 Mbps Of centurylink WiFi!

Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there

Person1: fuck.

CenturyLink by A sad CenturyLink user April 21, 2018

CenturyLink 

A ISP that gets sent back to the 1800's from any amount of weather.

Normal Person : "Looks like its about to rain."
CenturyLink User : "Damn. Talk to you lat-"

CenturyLink by CenturyLinkHater7 May 26, 2023

centerlink 

Poor Peoples Favourite Place

person1: hey man im poor
person2: just go to centerlink
person1: fuck yeah

centerlink by TheRealJayRScotty November 9, 2017

Centrelink 

An impersonal government bureaucracy which is designed to punish and humiliate the unemployed, disabled, single parents and students in exchange for a few paltry dollars assistance that is barely enough to keep them in food and shelter.

Mary's house burnt down in the recent Victorian bushfires and she had nothing except the purple bikini she was wearing, but Centrelink insisted she must supply 100 points of ID before she could get emergency assistance.

Centrelink by zezebelle February 11, 2009