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The worst fucking to internet provider to date
Person1: hey I just got 60 Mbps Of centurylink WiFi!

Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there

Person1: fuck.
by A sad CenturyLink user April 21, 2018
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The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.

Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
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The worst US Internet Service Provider by far. The advertised speeds are never met, there are constant disconnections, and you guessed it... Horrible phone support!
Century Link: $19.99 a month for 50 megabit speeds!

Guy 1: Hey dude, why does the speed test only say 4.3 megabits?

Guy 2: It's because you're using bloody CenturyLink!
by elevatorz89 January 29, 2019
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Actual cunts that steal your money and give you shit speeds. Basically Hitler but in company form
Man, CenturyLink Is a fucking cunt of a company.
by nickger January 25, 2019
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