Centurylinked
Centurylinked by CenturyLink March 7, 2022
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Centurylink
The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.
Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
Centurylink by Person Who Has Centurylink June 11, 2018
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Person1: hey I just got 60 Mbps Of centurylink WiFi!
Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there
Person1: fuck.
Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there
Person1: fuck.
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