The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.
Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
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by xdarkvEnom October 13, 2013
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Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there
Person1: fuck.
Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there
Person1: fuck.
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Get the centerlink mug.An impersonal government bureaucracy which is designed to punish and humiliate the unemployed, disabled, single parents and students in exchange for a few paltry dollars assistance that is barely enough to keep them in food and shelter.
Mary's house burnt down in the recent Victorian bushfires and she had nothing except the purple bikini she was wearing, but Centrelink insisted she must supply 100 points of ID before she could get emergency assistance.
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